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115 votes. 		 Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
 A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob
 
 Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
 A. So men can be open minded.
 
 Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
 A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
 
 Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
 A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

 Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
 A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

 Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
 A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting  any.

 Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
 A: K9P.

 Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
 A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

 Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?
 A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

 Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
 A: Dill-dough

 Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
 A: He heard the snowblower coming.

 Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
 A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
 
 Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
 A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
 
 Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
 A. "Is it in?"
 
 Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
 A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
 
 Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
 A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
 
 Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
 A. One of his fingers is clean.
 
 Q. What's the biggest fish in the world?
 A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.
 
 Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
 A. Nobody eats parsley.
 
 Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
 A. Kermits Finger
 
 Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
 A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
 
 Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
 A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.