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Leroy is a 20-year-old 9th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. 
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

 1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.

 2. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both.

 3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.

 4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment 
     they gonna send me back to da big house.

 5. Penis - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

 6. Israel - Alsonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man dat looks fake.
     He said bullshit, dat watch Israel.

 7. Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody
     oughta give dat catacomb.

 8. Undermine - There is a fine looking hoe living in da apartment
     undermine.

 9. Acoustic - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
     to da pool hall.

 10. Iraq - When we go to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.

 11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on
      stain for dinner?

 12. Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I 
      seldom.

 13. Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor
      first?

 14. Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on this hoe.

 15. Axe - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.

 16. Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I
      couldn't find a tripoli.

 17. Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.

 18. Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.