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Late
one afternoon a man was driving home, above the speed limit. He noticed a police car with its red and blue lights on in his rear view mirror. "I can outrun this guy," he thought. So he floored it and the race was on. The cars were racing down the highway - 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passed 100, the guy figured, "What the heck...," and gave up. The
police officer got out of his cruiser and approached the car. He leaned
down The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you were trying to give her back to me!" |