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guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a
haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says,
"About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in
the door and asks,
"How long before I can get a
haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says,
"About 3 hours."
The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a
haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says,
"About an hour and a half."
The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says,
"Hey, Bill. Follow that
guy and see where he goes."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
hysterically. The barber asks,
"So, where did he go?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says,
"Your house." |
