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Jerry Falwell, a well-known religious protector of 'public decency', was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.  After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.
The President asked for a whiskey and soda which were brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.

The minister replied in disgust,
 "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"

The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
 "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."