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Jewish girl came home one day and said,
"Ma, I got married."
Her mother said,
"Oy, that's great."
The girl said,
"But Ma, he's an Arab."
Her mother said,
"Oy, that's not so great."
The girl said,
"But Ma, he's an Arab sheik. He's wealthy beyond
your wildest dreams. You and Daddy are going to live in the lap of luxury
for the rest of your lives."
Six months later, the
Jewish girl walked into the house and said,
"Ma, I love my Arab sheik, but my God, all he wants to do
is screw me in my ass. Day and night, all he'll do is bang me in the ass.
When I got married, my asshole was like a dime. Now it's like a silver
dollar."
Her mother said,
"So for ninety cents you're going to make trouble!?"
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