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Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What
would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"Get weighed," said Kim.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 124 pounds.
She got on the scale . . . it read 117, and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over,
Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I
want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight
guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her
correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I need to get weighed," she
responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her
home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd
it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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