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IN PRISON:     You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK:      You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON:     You get three meals a day.
AT WORK:      You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON:     You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK:      You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON:     A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK:      You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors
                           yourself.

IN PRISON:     You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK:      You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON:     You get your own toilet.
AT WORK:      You have to share.

IN PRISON:     They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK:      You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON:     All expenses are paid by taxpayers.
AT WORK:      You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from
                           your salary to pay for prisons.

IN PRISON:     You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get
                          out.
AT WORK:      You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON:     There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK:      They are called managers.