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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a
smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a
condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1 asked: What's that? Lady 2 responded: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drug store. The next day Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist she wants to buy some condoms. He looks at her strangely, after all she is over 80 yrs old, but politely asks which brand she prefers. Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel. |