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The teller says, "Sir, you are going to have to watch your language." 

Guy says, "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY DAMN LANGUAGE.  I WANT TO OPEN A FUCKING CHECKING ACCOUNT."       

Teller says, "Sir, if you don't watch your language, I'm  going to call my manager." 

Guy says, "YOU CAN GET EVERY MANAGER YOU GOT IN THIS DAMN PLACE.  I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.    I WANT TO OPEN A FUCKING CHECKING ACCOUNT."

She goes and gets the manager, manager says, "Sir, is there a problem?"

Guy says, "YEA.  I JUST WON THIRTY MILLION DOLLARS IN THE LOTTERY, AND    I WANT TO OPEN A FUCKING CHECKING ACCOUNT."

Manager says,    "IS THIS BITCH GIVING YOU PROBLEMS??"