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You think the Nissan Maxima is the end all of cars! 

You get another's attention by making that "Ssssssssssssst, hey!",sound.

You had that bootleg copy of "Nueba Yol" in your house.

You've added oil straight from the frying pan onto the mangu to make it juicy and give it flavor.

You call all guys "loco" and all the girls are "cueros."

You think "Higuey" is a funny name for a town.

You're an adult and you're still forced to be with your family at 12midnight on New Years Eve.

You have at least one statue of a saint in your house and one of them is that little Charlie Chaplin looking guy in the suit.

You have a bottle of either Bacardi, Brugal, or Mamajuana (the bottle with the sticks in it) in your house right now!

You have that big picture of -Jesucristo- in your house.

You've tried to smuggle a mango through U.S. Customs from D.R.

You just can't imagine eating dinner without at least one slab of aguacate on the side.

You celebrate the 'Tres Reyes" by putting a platano under your bed so that the camels had something to eat and they leave you a gift in return.

Your mom told you not to walk the floor barefoot or you'll catch a cold.

Your mom told you not to "cojer sereno" or you'll get a pneumonia.

All your cousins have a beeper or a cell phone.

If you run out of Presidente you drink Heiniken cause the bottle is green.

You always try to find out what town another Dominican is from.

Toshiba, Yamaha, Daihatsu, Mitsubishi, and Suzuki have been the name brands for anything and everything your parents used to own.

You think "Sabado de Corporan" is just as good as "Sabado Gigante".

In your opinion Balaguer has "always been" President.

You're still afraid to open that umbrella in your house.

You know at least one person in your family named Maria, Carlos, Papo, Juan, Jose, Tony, Tito or Luis.

You still shop at Conway and on your way out the store you hide that bright pink bag in a navy blue Gap bag.

Your mother always yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner.

You have that other side of the family that you consider less fortunate.

You call the Dominicans that just got off the boat "hicks."

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